Acting

John Thomson

Born 1969-04-02 · Salford, Lancashire, England, UK87 series87 films

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.

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Acting

2026Break ClauseAlan6 ep.
2025Secret Life of the Auction HouseSelf - Narrator (voice)7 ep.
2025Celebrity PuzzlingSelf - Panellist1 ep.
2025Art DetectivesWilliam Titchfield1 ep.
2024The 1970s: Those Were the DaysSelf - Narrator2 ep.
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSelf1 ep.
2024The GentlemenFrank1 ep.
2024CaptivatedGeoff1 ep.
2022Best Year EverSelf - Actor4 ep.
2022Celebrity LingoSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2022Sister Boniface MysteriesLeonard Monk1 ep.
2022DodgerFarmer Grundles1 ep.
2021Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2020Dog Loves BooksDog (voice)52 ep.
2020McDonald & DoddsJimmy Daly1 ep.
2019BrassicColin Popov2 ep.
2019This Time with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley1 ep.
2018The People's VetSelf - Narrator1 ep.
2018Celebrity CatchphraseSelf1 ep.
2018Shane the Chef52 ep.
2017House of GamesSelf - Contestant10 ep.
2016Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitSelf1 ep.
2016Bargain-Loving Brits in the SunSelf - Narrator388 ep.
2014Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSelf1 ep.
2013Through the KeyholeSelf - Panelist2 ep.
2013Tipping Point: Lucky StarsSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2013Strange Hill HighVarious (voice)26 ep.
2013The Job LotKevin1 ep.
2013Catchphrase1 ep.
2013PlebsMr. Adolphus1 ep.
2013The MimicNigel Lord4 ep.
2013Obsessive Compulsive CleanersSelf - Narrator44 ep.
2012BBC Comedy FeedsSteve1 ep.
2011The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSelf1 ep.
2011SootyThe Boss1 ep.
2011The Jonathan Ross ShowSelf1 ep.
2011The Lock UpNarrator14 ep.
2010Little CrackersDJ Geoff1 ep.
2009Heads or TailsSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2009Big TopGeoff6 ep.
2009Angela and Friends1 ep.
2008Celebrity JuiceSelf3 ep.
2008All Star Mr & Mrs1 ep.
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSelf1 ep.
2007KingdomNigel Pearson6 ep.
2007MobileRay Bould / Hypnotherapist4 ep.
2007Engineering the World RallyHimself - Narrator6 ep.
2007SkinsSam Brooks1 ep.
2006Ghosthunting With...12 ep.
2006New Street LawCharlie Darling14 ep.
2005The F Word1 ep.
2005Monkey Trousers7 ep.
2004Blackpool6 ep.
2003Celebrity MastermindSelf - Contestant2 ep.
2003The Terry and Gaby Show1 ep.
2003Comic Relief Does Fame Academy40 ep.
2002Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawaySelf1 ep.
2002A Tribute to the Likely LadsFlint1 ep.
2002Johnny Vaughan TonightSelf1 ep.
2001Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSir Donald Tyburn1 ep.
2001Murder in MindAlan Squires1 ep.
2001Bill and BenBill (voice)52 ep.
2000Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)1 ep.
1999It's Only TV But I Like ItSelf1 ep.
1998Cold FeetPete Gifford61 ep.
1998Roger RogerBarry8 ep.
1996Pond Life20 ep.
1996Saturday LiveCabbie1 ep.
1995Coogan's RunFat Bob1 ep.
1995Crapston Villas20 ep.
1995The World of Lee EvansCustomer1 ep.
1995Dangerous LadyLee Ryan4 ep.
1995Fist of FunPied Piper of Hamelin2 ep.
1994The Fast ShowVarious Characters34 ep.
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgePetty Officer Alan Partridge2 ep.
1994The Day TodayTreasurer1 ep.
1993Shooting StarsSelf1 ep.
1993HarryRoyo2 ep.
1992The Dead Good ShowVarious1 ep.
1992Blue HeavenWaiter 21 ep.
1992Men Behaving BadlyKen16 ep.
1991Murder Most HorridDaniel Hoffmeyer1 ep.
1991Paul Merton: The Series1 ep.
1991Soldier SoldierSgt Dunn1 ep.
1990The Word1 ep.
—Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team Captain1 ep.
—Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard RightonBernard Righton1 ep.

Behind the camera

1994The Fast ShowWriter34 ep.

Guest appearances

2026Celebrity LingoSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2025Celebrity PuzzlingSelf - Panellist1 ep.
2025Art DetectivesWilliam Titchfield1 ep.
2010Celebrity MastermindSelf - Contestant2 ep.
2024Ricky, Sue & a Trip or TwoSelf1 ep.
2024The GentlemenFrank1 ep.
2024CaptivatedGeoff1 ep.
2024Silent WitnessDI Warren Bull2 ep.
2023Sister Boniface MysteriesLeonard Monk1 ep.
2023Bridge of LiesSelf - Participant1 ep.
2022The Weakest LinkSelf1 ep.
2019House of GamesSelf - Contestant10 ep.
2022DodgerFarmer Grundles1 ep.
2022Father BrownJohn Banks1 ep.
2021This Time with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley1 ep.
2021Midsomer MurdersCooper Steinem1 ep.
2021McDonald & DoddsJimmy Daly1 ep.
2021Paul Sinha's TV ShowdownSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2020BrassicColin Popov2 ep.
2019Catchphrase1 ep.
2019Celebrity CatchphraseSelf1 ep.
2016Celebrity JuiceSelf3 ep.
2019PlebsMr. Adolphus1 ep.
2018Dara O Briain's Go 8 BitSelf1 ep.
2014Through the KeyholeSelf, Self - Panelist2 ep.
2016The Jonathan Ross ShowSelf1 ep.
2015Alan Davies: As Yet UntitledSelf1 ep.
2015The Job LotKevin1 ep.
2015BBC Comedy FeedsSteve1 ep.
2014The MimicNigel Lord4 ep.
2013Celebrity Antiques Road TripSelf - Participant1 ep.
2013SootyThe Boss1 ep.
2013Tipping Point: Lucky StarsSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2011Waterloo RoadNelson Smith, Nelson Taylor4 ep.
2011Death in ParadiseDCI Chris Ricketts1 ep.
2011The Chase: Celebrity SpecialSelf1 ep.
2010Little CrackersDJ Geoff1 ep.
2009Heads or TailsSelf - Contestant1 ep.
2009Angela and Friends1 ep.
2009Ready, Steady, CookSelf - Guest1 ep.
2008KingdomNigel Pearson6 ep.
2009This MorningSelf1 ep.
2009All Star Mr & Mrs1 ep.
2008Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding DongSelf1 ep.
20088 Out of 10 CatsSelf1 ep.
2008SkinsSam Brooks1 ep.
2006The F Word1 ep.
2003The Terry and Gaby Show1 ep.
2003Johnny Vaughan TonightSelf1 ep.
2003Ant & Dec's Saturday Night TakeawaySelf1 ep.
2001Dr Terrible's House of HorribleSir Donald Tyburn1 ep.
2001Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)1 ep.
2001Murder in MindAlan Squires1 ep.
1999It's Only TV But I Like ItSelf1 ep.
1997Pie in the SkyAndrew Vernon1 ep.
1997Never Mind the BuzzcocksSelf - Panellist1 ep.
1996Shooting StarsSelf1 ep.
1996Top of the PopsSelf - Host1 ep.
1996Saturday LiveCabbie1 ep.
1996Murder Most HorridDaniel Hoffmeyer1 ep.
1995Coogan's RunFat Bob1 ep.
1995The World of Lee EvansCustomer1 ep.
1995Fist of FunPied Piper of Hamelin2 ep.
1994Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan PartridgeJoe Beasley, Petty Officer Alan Partridge2 ep.
1994Blue HeavenWaiter 21 ep.
1994The Day TodayTreasurer1 ep.
1993HarryRoyo2 ep.
1992The Word1 ep.
1991Paul Merton: The Series1 ep.
1991Soldier SoldierSgt Dunn1 ep.
—Sally Lindsay's Quiz NightSelf - Team Captain1 ep.

Also known as: John Patrick-Thomson · John Thompson · John Patrick Thomson